A remote acquaintance passed off as 'a very good friend of mine' by someone trying to impress people.
The Meaning of Liff
Monday, October 1, 2012
Sunday, September 30, 2012
Saturday, September 29, 2012
Hunsingore (n.)
Medieval ceremonial brass horn with which the successful execution of an araglin (q.v.) is trumpeted from the castle battlements.
Hunsingore
Hunsingore
Friday, September 28, 2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Scraptoft (n.)
The absurd flap of hair a vain and balding man grows long above one ear to comb it to the other ear.
Scraptoft
Scraptoft
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Monday, September 24, 2012
Burlingjobb (n.archaic)
A seventeenth-century crime by which excrement is thrown into the street from a ground-floor window.
Burlingjobb
Burlingjobb
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Pudsey (n.)
The curious-shaped flat wads of dough left on a kitchen table after someone has been cutting scones out of it.
Pudsey
Pudsey
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Friday, September 21, 2012
Botusfleming (n. medical)
A small, long-handled steel trowel used by surgeons to remove the contents of a patient's nostrils prior to a sinus operation.
Botusfleming
Botusfleming
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Dolgellau (n.)
The clump, or cluster, of bored, quietly enraged, mildly embarrassed men waiting for their wives to come out of a changing room in a dress shop.
Dolgellau
Dolgellau
Monday, September 17, 2012
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Lubcroy (n.)
The telltale little lump in the top of your swimming trunks which tells you you are going to have to spend half an hour with a safety pin trying to pull the drawstring out again.
Lubcroy
Lubcroy
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Bradford (n.)
A school teacher's old hairy jacket, now severely discoloured by chalk dust, ink, egg and the precipitations of unedifying chemical reactions.
Bradford
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Haugham (n.)
One who loudly informs other diners in a restaurant what kind of man he is by calling for the chef by his christian name from the lobby.
Haugham
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