Symond’s Yat (n.)

The little spoonful inside the lid of a recently opened boiled egg.

Symond’s Yat

Scraptoft (n.)

The absurd flap of hair a vain and balding man grows long above one ear to comb it to the other ear.

Scraptoft

Skenfrith (n.)

The flakes of athlete's foot found inside socks.

Skenfrith

Swanibost (adj.)

Complete shagged out after a hard day having income tax explained to you.

Swanibost

Skellow (adj.)

Descriptive of the satisfaction experienced when looking at a really good dry-stone wall.

Skellow

Stebbing (n.)

The erection you cannot conceal because you're not wearing a jacket.

Stebbing

Spittal of Glenshee (n.)

That which has to be cleaned off castle floors in the morning after a bagpipe contest or vampire attack.

Spittal of Glenshee

Simprim (n.)

The little movement of false modesty by which a girl with a cavernous visible cleavage pulls her skirt down over her knees.

Simprim

Screggan (n. banking)

The crossed-out bit caused by people putting the wrong year on their cheques all through January.

Screggan

Sotterley (n.)

Uncovered bit between two shops with awnings, which you have to cross when it's raining.

Sotterley

Sketty (n.)

Apparently self-propelled little dance a beer glass performs in its own puddle.

Sketty

Slumbay (n.)

The cigarette end someone discovers in the mouthful of lager they have just swigged from a can at the end of party.

Slumbay

Shalunt (n.)

One who wears Trinidad and Tobago T-shirts on the beach in Bali to prove they didn't just win the holiday in a competition or anything.

Shalunt

Slubbery (n.)

The gooey drips of wax that dribble down the sides of a candle so beloved by Italian restaurants with Chianti bottles instead of wallpaper.

Slubbery

Slogarie (n.)

Hillwalking dialect for the seven miles of concealed rough moorland which lie between what you though was the top of the hill and what actually is.

Slogarie

Shenandoah (n.)

The infinite smugness of one who knows they are entitled to a place in a nuclear bunker.

Shenandoah

Shoeburyness (abs.n.)

The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom.

Shoeburyness

Skibbereen (n.)

The noise made by a sunburned thighs leaving plastic chair.

Skibbereen

Shrivenham (n.)

One of Germaine Greer's used-up lovers.

Shrivenham

Sittingbourne (n.)

One of those conversions where both people are waiting for the other one to shut up so they can get on with their bit.

Sittingbourne