Descriptive of the smell of a weekend cottage.
Hull
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
Quoyness (n.)
The hatefulness of words like 'relionus' and 'easiephit'.
Quoyness
Quoyness
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Plymouth (vb.)
To relate an amusing story to someone without remembering that it was they who told it to you in the first place.
Plymouth
Plymouth
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Burton Coggles (pl. n.)
A bunch of keys found in a drawer whose purpose has long been forgotten, and which can therefore now be used only for dropping down people's backs as a cure for nose-bleeds.
Burton Coggles
Burton Coggles
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Feakle (vb.)
To make facial expressions similar to those that old gentlemen make to young girls in the playground.
Feakle
Feakle
Monday, December 26, 2011
Thrumstrer (n.)
The irritating man next to you in a concert who thinks he's (a) the conductor, (b) the brass section.
Thrumstrer
Thrumstrer
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Friday, December 23, 2011
Hobbs Cross (n.)
The awkward leaping manoeuvre a girl has to go through in bed in order to make him sleep on the wet patch.
Hobbs Cross
Hobbs Cross
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Tweedsmuir (collective n.)
The name given to the extensive collection of hats kept in the downstairs lavatory which don't fit anyone in the family.
Tweedsmuir
Tweedsmuir
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Bonkle (n.)
Of plumbing in old hotels, to make loud and unexplained noises in the night, particularly at about five o'clock in the morning.
Bonkle
Bonkle
Neen Sollars (pl.n.)
Any ensemble of especially unflattering and particular garments worn by a woman which tell you that she is right at the forefront of fashion.
Neen Sollars
Neen Sollars
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
Luffenham (n.)
Feeling you get when the pubs aren't going to be open for another fortyfive minutes and the luffness in beginning to wear a bit thin.
Luffenham
Luffenham
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Crail (n. mineral)
Crail is a common kind of rock or gravel found widely across the British Isles. Each individual stone (due to an as yet undiscovered gravitational property) is charged with 'negative buoyancy'. This means that no matter how much crail you remove from the garden, more of it will rise to the surface. Crail is much employed by the Royal Navy for making the paperweights and ashtrays used inside submarines.
Crail
Crail
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Wormelow tump (n.)
Any seventeen-year-old who doesn't know about anything at all in the world other than bicycle gears.
Wormelow tump
Wormelow tump
Friday, December 16, 2011
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Toronto (n.)
Generic term for anything which comes out in a gush despite all your careful efforts to let it out gently, e.g. flour into a white sauce, tomato ketchup on to fried fish, sperm into a human being, etc.
Toronto
Toronto
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Molesby (n.)
The kind of family that drives to the seaside and then sits in the car with all the windows closed, reading the Sunday Express and wearing sidcups (q.v.)
Molesby
Molesby
Monday, December 12, 2011
Droitwich (n.)
A street dance. The two partners approach from opposite directions and try politely to get out of each other's way. They step to the left, step to the right, apologise, step to the left again, apologise again, bump into each other and repeat as often as unnecessary.
Droitwich
Droitwich
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Mugeary (n. medical)
The substance from which the unpleasant little yellow globules in the corners of a sleepy person's eyes are made.
Mugeary
Mugeary
Friday, December 9, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Araglin (n. archaic)
A medieval practical joke played by young squires on a knight aspirant the afternoon he is due to start his vigil. As the knight arrives at the castle the squires attempt to raise the drawbridge very suddenly as the knight and his charger step on to it.
Araglin
Araglin
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Tyne and Wear (nouns)
The 'Tyne' is the small priceless or vital object accidentally dropped on the floor (e.g. diamond tie clip, contact lens) and the 'wear' is the large immovable object (e.g. Welsh dresser, car-crusher) that it shelters under.
Tyne and Wear
Tyne and Wear
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Mavis enderby (n.)
The almost-completely-forgotten girlfriend from your distant past for whom your wife has a completely irrational jealousy and hatred.
Mavis enderby
Mavis enderby
Monday, December 5, 2011
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Abinger (n.)
One who washes up everything except the frying pan, the cheese grater and the saucepan which the chocolate sauce has been made in.
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Friday, December 2, 2011
Gallipoli (adj.)
Of the behaviour of a bottom lip trying to spit mouthwash after an injection at the dentist. Hence, loose, floppy, useless. 'She went suddenly Gallipoli in his arms' - Noel Coward.
Gallipoli
Gallipoli
Thursday, December 1, 2011
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