Pudsey (n.)

The curious-shaped flat wads of dough left on a kitchen table after someone has been cutting scones out of it.

Pudsey

Pott Shrigley (n.)

Dried remains of a week-old casserole, eaten when extremely drunk at two a.m.

Pott Shrigley

Polbathic (adj.)

Gifted with ability to manipulate taps using only the feet.

Polbathic

Plympton (n.)

The (pointless) knob on top of a war memorial.

Plympton

Perranzabuloe (n.)

One of those spray things used to wet ironing with.

Perranzabuloe

Papworth Everard (n.)

Technical term for the third take of an orgasm scene during the making of a pornographic film.

Papworth Everard

Pant-y-wacco (adj.)

The final state of mind of retired colonel before they come to take him away.

Pant-y-wacco

Pabbay (n.,vb.)

(Fencing term.) The play, or manoeuvre, where one swordsman leaps on to the table and pulls the battleaxe off the wall.

Pabbay

Papple (vb.)

To do what babies do to soup with their spoons.

Papple

Percyhorner (n.)

(English public-school slang). A prefect whose duty it is to surprise new boys at the urinal humiliate them in a manner of his choosing.

Percyhorner

Pode hole (n.)

A hole drilled in chipboard lavatory walls by homosexuals for any one of a number of purposes.

Pode hole

Pleeley (adj.)

Descriptive of a drunk person's attempt to be endearing.

Pleeley

Pitlochry (n.)

The background gurgling noise heard in Wimby Bars caused by people trying to get the last bubbles out of their milkshakes by slurping loudly through their straws.

Pitlochry

Pimlico (n.)

Small odd-shaped piece of plastic or curious metal component found in the bottom of kitchen rummage-drawer when spring-cleaning or looking for Sellotape.

Pimlico

Pen-tre-tafarn-y-fedw (n.)

Welsh word which literally translates as 'leaking-biro-by-the-glass-hole-of-the-clerk-of-the-bank-has-been-taken-to-another-place-leaving-only-the-special-inkwell-and-three-inches-of-tin-chain'.

Pen-tre-tafarn-y-fedw

Pelutho (n.)

A South American ball game. The balls are whacked against a brick wall with a stout wooden bat until the prisoner confesses.

Pelutho

Plymouth (vb.)

To relate an amusing story to someone without remembering that it was they who told it to you in the first place.

Plymouth

Poges (pl.n.)

The lumps of dry powder that remain after cooking a packet soup.

Poges

Poona (n.)

Satisfied grunting noise made when sitting back after a good meal.

Poona

Pevensey (n. archaic)

The right to collect shingle from the king's foreshore.

Pevensey