Woking (participial vb.)

Standing in the kitchen wondering what you came in here for.

Woking

Winkley (n.)

A lost object which turns up immediately you've gone and bought a replacement for it.

Winkley

Willimantic (adj.)

Of a person whose hearth is in the wrong place (i.e. between their legs).

Willimantic

Widdicombe (n.)

The sort of person who impersonates trim phones.

Widdicombe

Whaplode drove (n.)

A homicidal golf stroke.

Whaplode drove

Whissendine (n.)

The nose which occurs (often by night) in a strange house, which is too short and too irregular for you ever to be able to find out what it is and where it comes from.

Whissendine

Wivenhoe (n.)

The cry of alacrity with which a sprightly eighty-year-old breaks the ice on the lake when going for a swim on Christmas Eve.

Wivenhoe

Winston-Salem (n.)

A person in a restaurant who suggest to their companions that they should split the cost of the meal equally, and then orders two packets of cigarettes on the bill.

Winston-Salem

Warleggan (n. archaic)

One who does not approve of araglins (q.v.).

Warleggan

Wendens Ambo (n.)

(Veterinary term.) The operation to trace an object swallowed by a cow through all its seven stomachs. Hence, also (1) en expedition to discover where the exits are in the Barican Centre, and (2) a search through the complete works of Chaucer for all the rude bits.

Wendens Ambo

Worgret (n.)

A kind of poltergeist which specialises in stealing new copies of the A-Z from your car.

Worgret

Wormelow tump (n.)

Any seventeen-year-old who doesn't know about anything at all in the world other than bicycle gears.

Wormelow tump

Wetwang (n.)

A moist penis.

Wetwang

Wrabness (n.)

The feeling after having tried to dry oneself with a damp towel.

Wrabness

Wroot (n.)

A short little berk who thinks that by pulling on his pipe and gazing shrewdly at you he will give the impression that he is infinitely wise and 5 ft 11 in.

Wroot

Wyoming (participial vb.)

Moving in hurried desperation from one cubicle to another in a public lavatory trying to find one which has a lock on the door, a seat on the bowl and no brown steaks on the seat.

Wyoming

Writtle (vb.)

Of a steel ball, to settle into a hole.

Writtle

Whasset (n.)

A business card in you wallet belonging to someone whom you have no recollection of meeting.

Whasset

West wittering (participial vb.)

The uncontrollable twitching which breaks out when you're trying to get away from the most boring person at a party.

West wittering

Wike (vb.)

To rip a piece of sticky plaster off your skin as fast as possible in the hope that it will (a) show how brave you are, and (b) not hurt.

Wike