The feeling experienced when driving off for the frist time on a brand new motorbike.
Nempnett Thrubwell
Monday, April 30, 2012
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Sturry (n.,vb.)
A token run. Pedestrians who have chosen to cross a road immediately in front of an approaching vehicle generally give a little wave and break into a sturry. This gives the impression of hurrying without having any practical effect on their speed whatsoever.
Sturry
Sturry
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Friday, April 27, 2012
Pabbay (n.,vb.)
(Fencing term.) The play, or manoeuvre, where one swordsman leaps on to the table and pulls the battleaxe off the wall.
Pabbay
Pabbay
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Dalrymple (n.)
Dalarymples are the things you pay extra for on pieces of hand-made craftwork - the rough edges, the paint smudges and the holes in the glazing.
Dalrymple
Dalrymple
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Savernake (vb.)
To sew municipal crests on to a windcheater in the belief that this will make the wearer appear cosmopolitan.
Savernake
Savernake
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Cairnpat (n.)
A large piece of dried dung found in mountainous terrain above the cowline which leads the experienced tracker to believe that hikers have recently passed.
Cairnpat
Cairnpat
Monday, April 23, 2012
Tabley Superior (n.)
The look directed at you in a theatre bar in the interval by people who've already got their drinks.
Tabley Superior
Tabley Superior
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Adrigole (n.)
The centrepiece of a merry-go-round on which the man with the tickets stands unnervingly still.
Adrigole
Adrigole
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Le Touquet (n.)
A mere nothing, an unconsidered trifle, a negligible amount. Un touquet is often defined as the difference between the cost of a bottle of gin bought in an off-licence and one bought in a duty-free shop.
Le Touquet
Le Touquet
Monday, April 16, 2012
Galashiels (pl.n.)
A form of particularly long sparse sideburns which are part of the mandatory uniform of British Rail guards.
Galashiels
Galashiels
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Maaruig (n.)
The inexpressible horror experienced on walking up in the morning and remembering that you are Andy Stewart.
Maaruig
Maaruig
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Farduckmanton (n. archaic)
An ancient edict, mysteriously omitted from the Domesday Book, requiring that the feeding of fowl on village ponds should be carried out equitably.
Farduckmanton
Farduckmanton
Friday, April 13, 2012
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Didling (participial vb.)
The process of trying to work out who did it when reading a whodunnit, and trying to keep your options open so that when you find out you can allow yourself to think that you knew perfectly well who it was all along.
Didling
Didling
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Caarnduncan (n.)
The high-pitched and insistent cry of the young female human urging one of its peer group to do something dangerous on a cliff-edge or piece of toxic waste ground.
Caarnduncan
Caarnduncan
Monday, April 9, 2012
Sluggan (n.)
A lurid facial bruise which everyone politely omits to mention because it's obvious that you had a punch-up with your spouse last night - but which into a door. It is useless to volunteer the true explanation because nobody will believe it.
Sluggan
Sluggan
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Boothby graffoe (n.)
1. The man in the pub who slaps people on the back as if they were old friends, when in fact he has no friends, largely on account of this habit.
2. Any story told by Robert Morley on chat shows.
Boothby graffoe
2. Any story told by Robert Morley on chat shows.
Boothby graffoe
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Tooting bec (n.)
A car behind which one draws up at the traffic lights and hoots at when the lights go green before realising that the car is parked and there is no one inside.
Tooting bec
Tooting bec
Friday, April 6, 2012
Affpuddle (n.)
A puddle which is hidden under a pivoted paving stone. You only know it's there when you step on the paving stone and the puddle shoots up your leg.
Affpuddle
Affpuddle
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Horton-cum-studley (n.)
The combination of little helpful grunts, nodding movements of the head, considerate smiles, upward frowns and serious pauses that a group of people join in making in trying to elicit the next pronouncement of somebody with a dreadful stutter.
Horton-cum-studley
Horton-cum-studley
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Tincleton (n.)
A man who amuses himself in your lavatory by pulling the chain in mid-pee and then seeing if he can finish before the flush does.
Tincleton
Tincleton
Monday, April 2, 2012
Barstibley (n.)
A humorous device such as a china horse or small naked porcelain infant which jocular hosts use of piss water into your Scotch with.
Barstibley
Barstibley
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Smarden (vb.)
To keep your mouth shut by smiling determinedly through you teeth. Smardening is largely used by people trying to give the impression that they're enjoying a story they've heard at least six times before.
Smarden
Smarden
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