Uncovered bit between two shops with awnings, which you have to cross when it's raining.
Sotterley
Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Draffan (n.)
An infuriating person who always manages to look much more dashing that anyone else by turning up unshaven and hangover at a formal party.
Draffan
Draffan
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
Slumbay (n.)
The cigarette end someone discovers in the mouthful of lager they have just swigged from a can at the end of party.
Slumbay
Slumbay
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Berepper (n.)
The irrevocable and sturdy fart released in the presence of royalty, which sounds quite like a small motorbike passing by (but not enough to be confused with one).
Berepper
Berepper
Monday, August 20, 2012
Shalunt (n.)
One who wears Trinidad and Tobago T-shirts on the beach in Bali to prove they didn't just win the holiday in a competition or anything.
Shalunt
Shalunt
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Corriemuchloch (n.)
Word describing the kind of person who can make a complete mess of a simple job like walking down a corridor.
Corriemuchloch
Corriemuchloch
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Luppitt (n.)
The piece of leather which hangs off the bottom of your shoe before you can be bothered to get it mended.
Luppitt
Luppitt
Friday, August 17, 2012
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Drebley (n.)
Name for a shop which is supposed to be witty but is in fact wearisome, e.g. 'The Frock Exchange', 'Hair Apparent', etc.
Drebley
Drebley
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Slubbery (n.)
The gooey drips of wax that dribble down the sides of a candle so beloved by Italian restaurants with Chianti bottles instead of wallpaper.
Slubbery
Slubbery
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Monday, August 13, 2012
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Berkhamsted (n.)
The massive three-course midmorning blow-out enjoyed by a dieter who has already done his or her slimming duty by having a teaspoonful of cottage cheese for breakfast.
Berkhamsted
Berkhamsted
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Slogarie (n.)
Hillwalking dialect for the seven miles of concealed rough moorland which lie between what you though was the top of the hill and what actually is.
Slogarie
Slogarie
Friday, August 10, 2012
Tuamgraney (n.)
A hideous wooden ornament that people hang over the mantelpiece to prove they've been to Africa.
Tuamgraney
Tuamgraney
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Bures (n.medical)
The scabs on knees and elbows formed by a compulsion to make love on cheap Habitat floor-matting.
Bures
Bures
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Corstorphine (n.)
A very short peremptory service held in monasteries prior to teatime to offer thanks for the benediction of digestive biscuits.
Corstorphine
Corstorphine
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Monday, August 6, 2012
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Duggleby (n.)
The person in front of you in the supermarket queue who has just unloaded a bulging trolley on to the conveyor belt and is now in the process of trying to work out which pocket they left their cheque book in, and indeed which pair of trousers.
Duggleby
Duggleby
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Friday, August 3, 2012
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Bishop’s Caundle (n.)
An opening gambit before a game of chess whereby the missing pieces are replaced by small ornaments from the mantelpiece.
Bishop’s Caundle
Bishop’s Caundle
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Shoeburyness (abs.n.)
The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom.
Shoeburyness
Shoeburyness
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