Sotterley (n.)

Uncovered bit between two shops with awnings, which you have to cross when it's raining.

Sotterley

Draffan (n.)

An infuriating person who always manages to look much more dashing that anyone else by turning up unshaven and hangover at a formal party.

Draffan

Sketty (n.)

Apparently self-propelled little dance a beer glass performs in its own puddle.

Sketty

Brecon (n. anatomical term)

That part of the toenail which is designed to snag on nylon sheets.

Brecon

Haxby (n.)

Any garden implement found in a potating shed whose exact purpose is unclear.

Haxby

Goosecruives (pl. n. archaic)

A pair of wooden trousers worn by poultry-keepers in the Middle Ages.

Goosecruives

Burleston (n., vb.)

That peculiarly tuneless humming and whistling adopted by people who are extremely angry.

Burleston

Slumbay (n.)

The cigarette end someone discovers in the mouthful of lager they have just swigged from a can at the end of party.

Slumbay

Aynho (vb.)

Of waiters, never to have a pen.

Aynho

Trossachs (pl.n.)

The useless epaulettes on an expensive raincoat.

Trossachs

Berepper (n.)

The irrevocable and sturdy fart released in the presence of royalty, which sounds quite like a small motorbike passing by (but not enough to be confused with one).

Berepper

Shalunt (n.)

One who wears Trinidad and Tobago T-shirts on the beach in Bali to prove they didn't just win the holiday in a competition or anything.

Shalunt

Corriemuchloch (n.)

Word describing the kind of person who can make a complete mess of a simple job like walking down a corridor.

Corriemuchloch

Luppitt (n.)

The piece of leather which hangs off the bottom of your shoe before you can be bothered to get it mended.

Luppitt

Botcherby (n.)

The principle by which British roads are signposted.

Botcherby

Drebley (n.)

Name for a shop which is supposed to be witty but is in fact wearisome, e.g. 'The Frock Exchange', 'Hair Apparent', etc.

Drebley

Slubbery (n.)

The gooey drips of wax that dribble down the sides of a candle so beloved by Italian restaurants with Chianti bottles instead of wallpaper.

Slubbery

Henstridge (n.)

The dried yellow substance found between the prongs of forks in restaurants.

Henstridge

Gretna Green (adj.)

A shade of green which cartoon characters dangle over the edge of a cliff.

Gretna Green

Berkhamsted (n.)

The massive three-course midmorning blow-out enjoyed by a dieter who has already done his or her slimming duty by having a teaspoonful of cottage cheese for breakfast.

Berkhamsted

Slogarie (n.)

Hillwalking dialect for the seven miles of concealed rough moorland which lie between what you though was the top of the hill and what actually is.

Slogarie